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Posted by bob.hewson, on Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:33 am
I was out walking with my (then) 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
Reply by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:19 pm
cute one....
Reply by gutenberg, on Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:26 pm
Way to go there "Daddy". Out of the mouths of Babes?
Reply by christiesdad, on Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:01 am
Reminds me of the little girl coming out of her bed room with her shoes on the wrong feet.  Daddy said "but darling you have your shoes on the wrong feet" to which she answered, "but Daddy, these are the only feet I have!"
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