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Posted by gutenberg, on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:23 pm
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked



For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.


It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling

Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the

bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,

These holdings had multiplied and these were the

Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconneced

Reply by firedup, on Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:14 pm
Oh Ed, I can't wait to read the comments from this post....  Take care, Gail
Reply by Primeboy, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:27 am
                                 
firedup wrote:
Oh Ed, I can't wait to read the comments from this post....  Take care, Gail


You asked for it, Gail, but there's nothing unusual here except a pretty good business deal which was entered into with three key elements: (1) She offered her honor. (2) He honored her offer. (3) For years it was nothing but honor offer.

The good news is that, inspite of hubby's philandering, she invested shrewdly; otherwise we might be talking about love's labour's lost.

PB
Reply by firedup, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:30 am
Nicely put PB....
Reply by christiesdad, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:02 am
PB,

That reminds me of an American g.i."s responce to when a German sneezes,  I can't spell the german word for it,  but in G.I. lingo it translates to "goes-in-tight".  Only an American G.I. would come up with that translation

Jack
Reply by gutenberg, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:52 pm
Hey CD, you know the Canadian answer to that: comesouteasy!!!
Reply by gutenberg, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:55 pm
Hi PB, I can see where the Willie comes in here, hehe
Reply by Primeboy, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:45 pm
                                 
gutenberg wrote:
Hi PB, I can see where the Willie comes in here, hehe


I will resist the temptation to expand on this lead. Let's just say that our boy fits in where it matters most.
Reply by gutenberg, on Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:19 pm
After this comedy of errors I guess its time to give it a break, Ed
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