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My Urologist Lost His Composure When I Said This

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:24 pm
Dr. Tall-Dark-Deliciious is extremely warm & friendly, but he tries to keep a straight face most of the thime.  I saw him a couple weeks ago to ask why my left-side urostomy is so rare.  It's actually convenient for me as I'm right-handed.  I related the system I've worked out to keep the little thing from dribbling on me right after a shower & as I try to change her (yes, I've anthoropomorphilized the little thing; it's how I remain sane).  Toward the end of my story, I said, 'You'd think she'd appreciate all I do for her but nooooooo - she has to pee on my every chance she gets.  Ungrateful little b-ch.'    He actually snorted -- I love to make my doctors laugh.  Kate
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