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Gotta Love Those Grandkids

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:00 pm
Got to love those grandkids.

Last weekend I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,


What day is tomorrow?".


Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Prime Minister Day!".



She's smart, so I asked her "What does Prime Minister Day mean?".



I was waiting for something about Trudeau or Martin, etc.




She replied, "Prime Minister Day is when Prime Minister Harper steps out
of the Prime Minister Mansion,



And if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
Ed




















Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:38 am
Ed,

you'r lucky.....spurting coffee.....

I was having a rum and coke when I read it!!
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:44 am
                                 
christiesdad wrote:
Ed,

you'r lucky.....spurting coffee.....

I was having a rum and coke when I read it!!


You are lucky, I now wish I had a colostomy and not a urostomy,   I would have rather piss myself than what I did.
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:22 am
What I really find hard is when I'm drinking apple juice with Ice Cubes, man oh man, I have to whack myself in the forehead to get that damn Ice cube through my nose, Ed
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:23 am
                                 
gutenberg wrote:
What I really find hard is when I'm drinking apple juice with Ice Cubes, man oh man, I have to whack myself in the forehead to get that damn Ice cube through my nose, Ed



Next time give me a yell, I have an old policeman's night stick, I could help you out and you would not have to whack yourself, I could do it for you as many times as needed.
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