Romantic Husband....!

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mild_mannered_super_hero

Romance

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ...
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wait for it........
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just a little farther.........
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I am on the commode. Please advise."

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gutenberg

Aw sh*t, good one G, just what we needed, Ed

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Primeboy

The lesson here is to be careful what you ask for.... Good one! PB

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