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Pooter
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?
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mild_mannered_super_hero
good one.....
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gutenberg
Just my curious mind at work, but what If the woman had a colostomy and used it for a change purse. vould you be shitin me lady?

Good one pooter, Ed
skidder
Gutenberg, I always carry a bag of quarters.....Oh my, that was tooooooo sick!!!!!!
JuniorsMom
Funny, made me laugh not to mention I know some folks like the driver.
 
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