An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided
it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went
out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would
really work out.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.
Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked,
rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I
would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his
glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"
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it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went
out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would
really work out.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.
Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked,
rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I
would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his
glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"
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