Too risque?
Ten occasions when using the "f" word was probably acceptable --
"What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
"Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877
"Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938
"It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926
"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC
"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566
"Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937
"Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1999
"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
Osama bin Laden, 2001