IRISH PHILOPOPHY
There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick.
If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you die there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will go to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, then there is nothing to worry about.
And if you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry!
So why worry?