Hot neighbor

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mild_mannered_super_hero

She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can ;see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

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corncob

Love this ! Hilarious!

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Immarsh

Thanks...this was so good!

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