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What A reception!

Posted by gutenberg, on Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:41 pm
"There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who  insists
you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.  I know we
all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.  As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the doctor for  today?"  "There's something wrong with my
penis,"
he replied.  The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come  into a crowded office and say things like that."  "Why not? You
asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.  The receptionist
replied, "You've obviously caused some  embarrassment in this room full
of people..You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."  The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's
something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded
approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.  "And what is
wrong with your ear, Sir?"  "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

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