Made Me Laugh Anyway

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tiger227
Hi everyone

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
The moral of the story?

The asshole is usually the one in charge!

Have a lovely day

Jean
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lottagelady

It made me laugh too, thanks! Rachel x

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eddie

No wonder I miss mine so much LOL
Eddie

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tiger227

Joke

Hi Rachel



Many thanks for your reply, we have to keep our spirits and sense of humor up or we go under.



I live life to the full, and my stoma has not restricted me from doing anything, including swimming.



Take care



Hugs



Jean

 
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tiger227
Hi Eddie,

Love your sense of humor. That's what keeps us going. Hope you are keeping well and getting on with your life.

Take care.

Hugs.

Jean.
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