Norwegian Fire Dept...

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klark
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
Primeboy

What a wealth of humour you bring tonight, Kevin. We all need a good chuckle or two. I plan to use the one about the guy buried upside down in a future testimonial. People don't wait for the priest to come and say the rosary anymore; instead, they tell stories about the departed which if often is a lot more fun. In most instances, burials should be happy times if the dearly departed lived a full life with children and friends at his side. No need for tears, only tears of joy, because this is the way it should be.

PB

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klark

Thanks for the kind words John!! I just pass these corny jokes on... but you're right we all need to smile and laugh.

Immarsh

Hi Kevin.....Ditto PB message. Thanks for passing on the humor. We all need to smile, and you take the time to make that happen...

Hope you'reall enjoying the summer...

Past Member

Lol. Thanks for the chuckle.

 
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