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Well it finally happened.....

Posted by lottagelady, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:12 am
Well, it finally happened....






...Sunglasses are now bigger than bikinis!

and I bet you guys never noticed!
Reply by cagabolsa, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:25 am
I have never liked big sun glasses, covering half the face. They should be a lot smaller, which could be a challenge to design even smaller bikinis.   
However, these bikinis are only designed for discretely equipped females and not for the majority of women, especially those who have imperfections which they would not like to share with others.

I have modified the design to create a special version for ostomates.



Now take off your sunglasses   

And what about the rest guys ???
Reply by lottagelady, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:34 am
Wonderful! Oh I wish ............... sigh...........!
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Reply by Past Member, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:15 am
Well, we can all but dream I guess!!!  Nothing like a bit of dental floss as a bikini bottom, hey?!! (gives a new meaning to "it has teeth")!!!  
Reply by gutenberg, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:56 pm
Nice job my friend, now if you could maybe run a scar from thorax to groin it would give some meaning to us ostimates. Oh yes, shove one of those bellybuttons over, you know what I mean.
Reply by cagabolsa, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:32 pm
Yeah, youre right. Ill make a nasty old & ugly scar with a sunk and moved belly button.

Shall I also add a bunch of stretch marks. and let everything droop a little?

Would come closer to reality even more .............
Reply by gutenberg, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:40 pm
Youre right, you can only s t r e t c h things so far. It was meant to have fun with.
Reply by lottagelady, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:47 pm
                                 
cagabolsa wrote:
Yeah, youre right. Ill make a nasty old & ugly scar with a sunk and moved belly button.

Shall I also add a bunch of stretch marks. and let everything droop a little?

Would come closer to reality even more .............



Hey! I told you not to tell anyone about all that.......
Reply by cagabolsa, on Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:52 pm
                                 
lottagelady wrote:
                                 
cagabolsa wrote:
Yeah, youre right. Ill make a nasty old & ugly scar with a sunk and moved belly button.

Shall I also add a bunch of stretch marks. and let everything droop a little?

Would come closer to reality even more .............



Hey! I told you not to tell anyone about all that.......


Sorry, these girls look more than perfect with a scar and relocated belly button.
If I would show my scar and my belly button, this whole site would be censored.

So here we go Mr. Gutenberg (when I entered the forum, the counter showed 69 views, views on what ? , the dental floss) it took a while, but I promised the ultimate re-mix.
Gals with a stoma bikini and dislocated belly button.
You really have to compare the pics to notice the dislocated belly button.
I hope it makes many of you realize that the imperfection is in your head and not in your body.
If we dont accept the way we are ourselves, than how the ***** can we expect others to accept us????
Okay, I did not graduate as a counsellor, but am I right or not?

Sorry for the delay Mr. Goodmountain, here comes the promised pic.


Just one remark: (It will be remove by the Administartor.) When is the administrator going to add a D to the word remove?, and change Administartor into Administrator?)

Bye bye, Richard Smile
Reply by gutenberg, on Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:47 pm
Of course you're right, the big hurdle is climbing the emotional mountain of scars, after that you can tell the world to kiss your ass, some people honestly want to hear how you got this way and are sorry they asked afterwards. and life goes on, our way. Ed
Reply by outdoorslife, on Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:18 pm
I always ask them if they really want to know because I WILL tell them.
Reply by Belinda, on Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:00 am
Oh lottagelady and cagabalsa! Those pics must be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Made my day! Thanks. B.
Reply by lottagelady, on Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:43 am
Belinda it's a pleasure! Rachel x
Reply by panther, on Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:20 am
cagabolsa, It was worth the wait.

And your soo right.
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