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A Thomas The Tank Engine Story....

 
Posted by lottagelady, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:22 am
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,

'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds
who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.'

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'
She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
'For those of you who are really pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the fat controller in the kitchen. '
 
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Reply by Past Member, on Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:54 pm
And here's "Ernest the Engine", hope this link works!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_jt7V-De5Y
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