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A Christmas poem {about sex?}

Past Member
Posted by Past Member, on Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:34 am
now a disclaimer first.....this is purely fictious and only for laughs. so please dont write !!!


twas the night before christmas...here in kentucky

ole  G was a thinking...that he might get lucky

i hung all the lights and took out the trash

now pull up that nighty and show me some a$$

wife turned her back..with a quick toss

"why dont you.... go out and get lost"

it`s christmas i said...my sweet little lamb

she pulled up the covers...."i dont give a damn"

but baby i said...it comes once a year

get in the bed...and dont touch my rear

desperate i said...i`ll get you a maid

it is no matter...you`ll still not get laid

quickly i think...come up with a plan

what about that diamond...i`v bought for your hand

off flys the nighty...it lands by her purse

ok big spender...lets see the ring first

quick now brain...come up with some lie`s

...its still at the jewelers...getting resized

ok big spender...go ahead ... take me

damn i just remembered...john waynes on tv

never mind wife...you need your sleep

i`ll turn it way down...you wont hear a peep!!!

Reply by Txgirl, on Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:15 am
lmao!!!!  awesome!!!!!! loves it!  Smile
Past Member
Reply by Past Member, on Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:04 am
        ROFLMAO!!! Most excellent G!!!     
Reply by lottagelady, on Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:55 am
Wonderful, what a poet! Up very early again and got a smile, how nice ...
Reply by rosestone, on Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:17 pm
rolmao
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