Drinking & Driving

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firedup

Got this one off the internet.

A cop pulled me over and said, "Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?"

I replied, "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

We laughed and laughed.

I need bail money!

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mild_mannered_super_hero

;good one

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NJ Bain

Brilliant!

IHateColons

hahahaha I'm dead.

har126vey

too funny! sorry mised you.

 
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Mrs.A

Good one !!

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