>liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now
>be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
>Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
>gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
>good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
>by the name of Mount & Do.
>It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has
>been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's
>research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be
>a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and
>erections, who can't remember what to do with them.