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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:08 am
>Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in
>liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now
>be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
>
>Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
>gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
>good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
>by the name of Mount & Do.
>
>It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has
>been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's
>research.  It is believed that as the population ages, there will be
>a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and
>erections, who can't remember what to do with them.
 
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:43 pm
lol....Ed, I look forward to all of your new posts. You did not let me down today!  lol
Have a great day & keep smiling...
 
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:10 pm
Good one yet again Ed!
 
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:10 pm
Hi Ed I look Forward to your jokes everyday
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