liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of Mount & Do.
It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has
been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's
research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be
a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and
erections, who can't remember what to do with them.