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POUR ME ANOTHER

Posted by gutenberg, on Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:08 am
Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of Mount & Do.

It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has
been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's
research.  It is believed that as the population ages, there will be
a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and
erections, who can't remember what to do with them.
Reply by Txgirl, on Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:43 pm
lol....Ed, I look forward to all of your new posts. You did not let me down today!  lol
Have a great day & keep smiling...
Reply by lottagelady, on Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:10 pm
Good one yet again Ed!
Reply by Mike, on Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:10 pm
Hi Ed I look Forward to your jokes everyday
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