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Ducks in Heaven

Posted by lottagelady, on Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:39 am
Three  women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When  they get there, St. Peter says,  
'We only have one rule here in  heaven:
Don't  step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,     
There are ducks all over the place.
It is  almost impossible not to step on a duck,  
And although they try their best  to avoid them,  
The first woman accidentally steps on one.  

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.  
St.  Peter chains them together and says,  
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to  
Spend  eternity chained to this ugly man!'  
The  next day,  
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck  
And along comes St. Peter,  
Who doesn't miss a thing.  
With him is another extremely ugly man.  
He chains them together  
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,  
  Not  wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,  
VERY careful where she  steps.

She manages to go months  
Without stepping on any ducks,  
One day St.Peter comes up to her  
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on  
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular...  

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,  
'I wonder what I did to deserve being  
Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,  
'I don't know about you,  
But I stepped on a

Just thought I'd pop a picture in here of me on one of my better days!

Reply by gutenberg, on Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:46 am
Good one Rachel, I mean the joke not the Picture.
Reply by Gus, on Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:12 pm
Lookin good rachel,, you really took care of yaself hahaha,, gotta love it
Reply by Mike, on Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:26 pm
Good  one rachel
Reply by lottagelady, on Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:07 am
Gus wrote:
Lookin good rachel,, you really took care of yaself hahaha,, gotta love it

Yes, I thought so too which is why I thought I'd post my new pic - had just had a makeover, so was feeling pretty special that day! Think though the new lippy might just be a tad brighter? What do you think? x
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