An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. On one wall there's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
The Irishman says: "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession. But I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.The priest says: "Get out. You're on my side."