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Frugal Scott

Posted by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:46 am

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on
to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his weewife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat
on, lassie."


'She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice. Are you
taking me tae the pub with you?"


'Nay," Jock replied
"I'm turning the heater off while I'm oot.'

Past Member
Reply by Past Member, on Tue Dec 27, 2016 3:48 pm

Now there's a considerate husband.wink

Reply by Yourostomy, on Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:56 pm

Not fair. Most Scottish husbands of my aquaintance would bring their wives to the pub - so they buy the drinks.

Reply by Ozzwood, on Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:57 am

LOL!!  That was a good one.  laughing

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