A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on
to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his weewife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat
'She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice. Are you
taking me tae the pub with you?"
'Nay," Jock replied
"I'm turning the heater off while I'm oot.'