An older gentleman joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander .
around.A gorgeous petite blond walks by and the man immediately gets an
erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did
you call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
her.
The man continued to explore the colony's facilities.He enters the sauna and as he sat down he farted.
Within a few minutes a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man lumbers out the steam toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new here," says the hairy man, "it is a rule here that if
you fart it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has
his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist.
"May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here is my membership card, you can have the key back,
and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours, you
haven't even had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old, I get an erection once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day!!"
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander .
around.A gorgeous petite blond walks by and the man immediately gets an
erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did
you call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
her.
The man continued to explore the colony's facilities.He enters the sauna and as he sat down he farted.
Within a few minutes a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man lumbers out the steam toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new here," says the hairy man, "it is a rule here that if
you fart it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has
his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist.
"May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here is my membership card, you can have the key back,
and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours, you
haven't even had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old, I get an erection once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day!!"