An Irishman goes to the doctor with booty problems....
'Doctor, it's me arse. I'd like you to take a look, if you would'.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
'Incredible,' he says, 'there is a 20 note lodged up here.'
Tentatively, he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a 10 pound note appears.
'This is amazing!' exclaims the doctor. 'What do you want me to do?'
'Well, for goodness sake, take it out, man!' shrieked the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....
Finally, the last note comes out and no more appear.
'Ah, doctor, thank you kindly, that's much better. Just out of interest, how much was in there then?'
The doctor counts the pile of cash and says 1,990 exactly.'
'Ah, that'd be right,' says the Irishman
(Wait for it............)
'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..!!!!!'
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