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There Is Always Someone Dumber- 9-1-1

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:31 pm
Subject: There is Always Someone Dumber- 9-1-1















  










Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher:
Do you have an address?
Caller:
  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
:  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me?
Caller
:  
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
: Was anything else taken?
Caller
:  
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:  
I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same t hing.
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:    
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child?
Caller:    
No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........


Dispatcher:
9-1-1
Caller:  
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher:
Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller:  
I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:  
No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:  
Running from the Police




Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:19 pm
Great one! Merry Christmas xx
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