I am a 68-year-old Male 
A minister friend with a great sense of humor told me the true story
about his father. His father's medical history includes a colostomy for
colon cancer, and lifelong alcoholism. He has turned his life around and
now goes to weekly meetings at the local 'colostomy support group' and
alcoholics anonymous (AA).
The minister son asked his father, "Dad, which support group do you like
better, the colostomy group or AA?"
"The colostomy club."
"And why is that, dad?"
"Because there aren't any assholes there."
from Colostomy Club website
