Lingerie

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A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some
sheer lingerie for his wife.-
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the
lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it
tomorrow and get a
$500 refund for myself

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500,
they'd at least iron it!"
Funeral Services are pending. Ed
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Nice one, Ed! X
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