One sunny day, a priest was walking across a farmer's field when he came across a beautiful little blonde girl playing with her dog. "Hello," said the priest, "What's your name?" "Petal," said the little girl.
"What a lovely name," said the priest. "How did you get such a name?" "Well," said the little girl, "my mommy and daddy thought it would be nice if I was conceived outside in the country. When they were copulating out in the fresh air, an apple blossom dropped from a tree and a petal landed on Daddy's bottom."
"Mommy laughed and said when I was born I should be named Petal."
"Well, that's a strange but lovely story," said the priest.
"Now, pray tell me, what is your little doggie's name?"
"Porky," replied the little girl.
"And why is it called Porky?" said the priest.
The little girl replied----
"BECAUSE IT FUCKS PIGS!!!"
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