One day my housework-challenged husband
Decided to wash his Sweatshirt
Seconds after he stepped
Into the laundry room,
He shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the
Washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '
And they say
Blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying
In bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
You the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the
Neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call
An intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods..
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Decided to wash his Sweatshirt
Seconds after he stepped
Into the laundry room,
He shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the
Washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '
And they say
Blondes are dumb....
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
A couple is lying
In bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
You the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
------------ --------- -------
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the
Neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
Q: What do you call
An intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods..
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN