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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:33 pm

Early one Sunday morning while in church, everything was going great. That was until a lightning bolt hit the santuary.

When the smoke cleared satan himself was standing behind the podium. People panicked and took off running. Everyone that is, except for one lady.

She sat there as calm as she could. Satan was appalled! he said, "Lady do you know who I am?"

She said, "I sure do!" He said, "Aren't you afraid of me?" She said, "Not in the least bit. I've been married to your brother for thirty years.

 

 

Angelicamarie

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:25 pm

Hiya Lady,

Hope you are well, once again you made me

smile.

Tc

steve

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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:12 pm

Keep your friends close and you enemies closer.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:09 am

fredbilt.. Hope your well, one needs to smile sometimes. (smile)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:16 am

xnine.. There's an old saying just because a dog wags his/her tail doesn't mean its friendly. (smile)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:43 pm

Very true.  Watch out for those wagging tails!  lol

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:27 pm

Hahaha! Thanks Angel! 

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:27 pm

Xnine, I had to ask, was that enemies or enama's?

'Pretty' similar I suppose.

Hope you're well,

steve

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:32 pm

weirdnewlife and Puppyluv, glad you enjoyed the joke.

A

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:35 am

Angel.

Nice one, I like that.

John

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:32 am

scorsby... Thanks...

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