Early one Sunday morning while in church, everything was going great. That was until a lightning bolt hit the santuary.
When the smoke cleared satan himself was standing behind the podium. People panicked and took off running. Everyone that is, except for one lady.
She sat there as calm as she could. Satan was appalled! he said, "Lady do you know who I am?"
She said, "I sure do!" He said, "Aren't you afraid of me?" She said, "Not in the least bit. I've been married to your brother for thirty years.