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Mildred and mabel

Posted by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Wed May 22, 2019 9:49 pm

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was really getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh no! Am I driving?”

Reply by Angelicamarie, on Thu May 23, 2019 2:34 am

Wow... neither needs a license... lol

Reply by Morning glory , on Thu May 23, 2019 7:39 am


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Reply by Past Member, on Thu May 23, 2019 5:36 pm

Sadly, I can almost relate to the woman who didn't know she was driving!   LOL  Good one, G.

Reply by Puppyluv56, on Fri May 24, 2019 12:39 pm

Haha! Too funny!

Reply by looking forward, on Sun May 26, 2019 5:22 pm

good one especially from where i am  sun city center

Reply by Rosiesmom, on Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:53 pm

I think I was driving behind them last

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