Outrunning a Grizzly Bear: A Survival Strategy

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Angelicamarie

This is about a man who was taking a walk in the woods with his friend, when suddenly, they encountered a huge grizzly bear about 20 feet directly in front of them.

As the bear intently stared them down, they contemplated what they should do. After several heart-throbbing seconds, the man whispered to his friend, "I think we should run."

His friend replied, "Are you crazy!! We can't outrun a grizzly bear."

The man said, "I know that. I don't have to outrun him, I just have to outrun you!"

Best wishes,

Angelicamarie

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Ho ho ho. We don't get many grizzly bears in Yorkshire.

John

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Jimky 1

There are a few bears here in Scotland lol

Bill

Chuckle - chuckle!  We don't have grizzly bears either . However, we do have a few grizzly  bear-faced liars, but hear we call them politicians. 

Best wishes

Bill 

Angelicamarie

True that, Bill!

 
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Angelicamarie

John, that's a good thing.

Angelicamarie

Jimmy 1, I know you're kidding!

Jimky 1

I know LOL

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