Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just
couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he
was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good
worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded
and a real credit to the company and obviously
demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly"
One day the boss called him into the office for a
talk. "Charles, I have to tell you, I like your
work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally
get here, but your being late so often is quite
"Yes sir, I know, and I am wo...