Farts

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vhollenberg100
Sep 04, 2024 6:02 am

My stoma just farted really loudly and scared me!!! 🤣 I’m alone- can’t sleep, came downstairs and sat on the couch and BOOM !!! I jumped 1/2 way off the couch!!! 

warrior
Sep 04, 2024 11:29 am

And u say this is a bad thing?🤧

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Beth22
Sep 04, 2024 12:31 pm

I say better out than in. 😂

Axl
Sep 04, 2024 12:50 pm

Mine doesn't do that at all, I have to do the armpit thing to get any joy 🤣

w30bob
Sep 04, 2024 1:12 pm

Hi vh,

Wait until you're in a conference room (big or small, it doesn't matter) and it gets quiet and suddenly your front-butt burps a really loud one. The first one you can hide by looking around the room for the culprit like everyone else. But the second, third, and fourth times will give you away every time. Then you have the option of either telling everyone why it sounds like you're farting during a very important meeting or that you have an ostomy and not to worry because it's being caught in a bag. Fun, fun, fun!

Welcome to the wacky world of ostomates. Just one more thing they never told you about PRIOR to your operation. Gotta love it!

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IGGIE
Sep 04, 2024 3:23 pm

"Wherever you may be, let your wind go free, in church and chapel, let it rattle."

Nature is a wonderful thing. Regards, IGGIE

Mysterious Mose
Sep 04, 2024 8:01 pm
Reply to w30bob

Heh. Sometimes I feel like I am in a Benny Hill sketch. :-)

Mysterious Mose
Sep 04, 2024 8:03 pm
Reply to Beth22

You bet. At least we ostomates can say our farts don't smell. :-)

Daniel

TerryLT
Sep 04, 2024 9:14 pm

Welcome to the club!  I've had farts that were so powerful they caused me to practically jump off the couch.

Terry

Beth22
Sep 04, 2024 11:51 pm
Reply to Mysterious Mose

Lol right until that bag opens hahaha 🤣 

Mysterious Mose
Sep 05, 2024 3:12 pm
Reply to Beth22

Hopefully, we aren't doing that in public. :-)

warrior
Sep 05, 2024 4:14 pm
Reply to TerryLT

Hmm, interesting... I believe the law of physics here may be ass-backwards... but in our case, ass forward! Therefore...

If your front butt farts, won't it push you into the couch?

Not cause you to fly forward. 😅🤣😂🙃 Wait... Alex! ALEX! I need crayons.

Hugo
Sep 05, 2024 4:36 pm

Thanks for the fart post, vh! I was feeling a bit down and out until I read it, then had a wonderful laugh. I heard somewhere that laughter is the best medicine. I am so grateful to have found this group.

She ra
Sep 05, 2024 10:20 pm

That's hilarious.

Beth22
Sep 06, 2024 12:11 am
Reply to Mysterious Mose

Lol what nooo I wouldn't open my bag in public. That's what the restroom is for.