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Grandma's World

Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:37 pm
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This is a story about a country grandmother. She would go out on her porch daily, and thank God for another day.

Her next door neighbor (Dave) didn't believe in God. He would shout over to her, "There's no such thing as God".

One morning he heard her praying for God to provide her with groceries for the week.

The following day, he snuck over and put groceries on her porch.

When she came out, she said, "Thank you lord, you did it again!"

Her neighbor, who had been watching for her reaction, began to laugh. He said, God didn't send you those groceries, I bought them."

She looked up to the heavens and said, "Thank you lord, not only did you send me groceries but you made the devil pay for them!"



Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:58 pm

lmbo.  i like this!

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Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:01 pm

Ver cute, Angel!


Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:11 pm

newyorktorque and Xerxes, glad you both enjoyed grandmas  house.. Dave really thought he had done something.! Lol

Last edited by Angelicamarie on Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:12 pm; edited 1 time in total
Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:12 pm

Very funny Angel 

Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:14 pm

Hi jimky1, laughter is always good!

Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:26 am

Hello Angelicamarie.

I did like this one as it was not just funny but incorporated several potential messages about how people percieve stuff that they think and do.

Best wishes


Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:07 am

You tell good church jokes. Your church must be a fun place.

Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:42 am

G’morning Bill and X,  glad you both enjoyed the joke.

Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:22 pm

What a delightful wee story. Thank you and best wishes from Scotland

Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:23 am

Diz, glad you enjoyed it, laughter is always good.

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