How about some humor for a change of ... everything?
New monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment, $0 Clothes $0, Groceries $2,799.
Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVI-19, but to stop eating.
We low maintenance chicks are having our moment right now. We don't have nails to fill and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day. I have been training for this moment my entire life!
When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
I stepped on my scale this morning. It said "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time."
Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 11 weeks.
It may take a village to raise a child but I swear it takes a vineyard to home school one.
I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. Worst Apocalypse Ever!
Day 47: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
Remember when we were little and we had underwear that had the days of the week on them? Yah .. that would be helpful about now.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on 2 things:
**How dense the population is.
**How dense the population is.
For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us?
Almost forgot my favourite analogy - I stopped gaining weight when I stopped weighing myself.
They can open things up next month. I'm staying in until August to see what happens to you all first.:)K