The Dogs Meeting
The dogs once held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
And some by motor car.
They walked into the meeting hall,
Before around they looked,
Each had to take his asshole off,
And hang it on a hook.
Now when the meeting started
With each mother, son and sire,
A dirty little yellow dog
Jumped up and hollered 'FIRE'!
The dogs jumped up in panic
And had no time to look,
So each one grabbed at random
An asshole from a hook.
They got their assholes all mixed up,
Which made them very sore,
To have to have to wear an asshole
That they've never worn before.
Sometimes it's unbearable,
And if you look around,
You'll see dogs try to make them fit,
By rubbing on the ground.
That's the reason you will see
When walking down a street,
A dog will stop to smell the ass
Of every dog he meets.
That's the reason you will find
A dog will leave a bone,
To go and smell another ass,
To see if it's his own.