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Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:42 pm
"This is the best website for people with an Ostomy, hands down. So much understanding. Everyone should join."

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

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~jo~ wrote:

😂 that’s good

Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:48 pm


~jo~ wrote:

I wish I was eating dinner there. 😮

Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:48 am

Funny stuff... a good way to begin my day.  Thanx.

Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:10 am

Hi Jo instead of birds and the bees its emojis and keys.

Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:53 am


AlexT wrote:

I wish I was eating dinner there. 😮

Why Alex, you want to eat paste??? Lol 😂 

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Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:57 am


Earth Angel wrote:

Why Alex, you want to eat paste??? Lol 😂 

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😂. I noticed it didn’t show which I was replying about. 🤦‍♂️ Paste, no. Kitty under glass, whenever I’m allowed to. 😛🤗

Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:53 am


AlexT wrote:

😂. I noticed it didn’t show which I was replying about. 🤦‍♂️ Paste, no. Kitty under glass, whenever I’m allowed to. 😛🤗

Explain kitty under the glass? I’m slow lol 😂 

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Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:44 pm


Earth Angel wrote:

Explain kitty under the glass? I’m slow lol 😂 

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I guess the emoji 😛 wasn’t quite clear enough. 🤔 How about 👅. Any clearer or do I need  🖍 for picture time? 

Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:09 pm

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~jo~ wrote:

🤦‍♀️

Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:41 pm

Thanks Jo - The skylight cartoon played particularly well! Best

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