A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:42 pm

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Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:53 am

AlexT wrote: I wish I was eating dinner there. 😮 |
Why Alex, you want to eat paste??? Lol 😂
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Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:57 am

Earth Angel wrote: Why Alex, you want to eat paste??? Lol 😂 😇
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😂. I noticed it didn’t show which I was replying about. 🤦♂️ Paste, no. Kitty under glass, whenever I’m allowed to. 😛🤗
Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:53 am

AlexT wrote: 😂. I noticed it didn’t show which I was replying about. 🤦♂️ Paste, no. Kitty under glass, whenever I’m allowed to. 😛🤗 |
Explain kitty under the glass? I’m slow lol 😂
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