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Need a little funny help

Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:40 am
"MeetAnOstoMate is the best website for people with an Ostomy. So much understanding. Everyone should join."

So I need a little funny help, I like to sing funny lyrics to the happy birthday song for my grandkids and today is my birthday 🥳 

I have come up with the first lines but need kid friendly additional lines, here is what I have so far 

Happy Birthday to Me,

I’m as old as a tree, 

Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:38 am

and yes I pee when I sneeze happy birthday to me...

Happy Birthday 

MeetAnOstoMate - 27,789 members
Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:53 am

Happy birthday to me I have two wobbly knees.

Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:54 am

Happy birthday to me I like singing in a tree 🎄

Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:55 am

Happy birthday to me I'm going to be 33

Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:56 am

Happy birthday to me to you 🎂

Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:04 am

Kid friendly? I’m out. 😬 Happy Birthday though. 🎉

Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:02 pm

Happy birthday to me

And my hope is you might agree

That though I’m like an amputee

I try to smile and be carefree.

     Be. Withers! 

PS: I try to take the advice on my medication seriously and that states quite clearly;


Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:56 pm

Happy Birthday! 🥳

Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:03 pm

Sally is still on here. 

Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:04 pm

AlexT wrote:

Sally is still on here. 


Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:06 am

Happy Birthday

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