WANT TO RUIN AN OTHERWISE PROMISING DAY? Think about all the myriad ways the government wastes your tax money. If I dwelled too long on it, I could go apoplectic. Misspent billions, ill-conceived actions and programs, selfish and thoughtless legislators who promote absurd or purely political nonsense, all with the tax contributions we provide via mandatory donations to the running of the government. So, my way of dealing with this travesty is to bury my head in the sand and ignore it. I don’t even do my own taxes. My spouse possesses both the expertise and the patience to deal with the IRS business. I don’t even want to think about it. Failed government programs? Forget about it. Ludicrous national debt? Who cares! Inflation consuming my income? It’s all unavoidable. I’m sorry, Suzy, we can’t afford to get you a bicycle. “The best way to teach your kids about taxes,” mused Bill Murray, “is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” As for me, I’m too damn honest to be a tax cheat. I guess that means I could never be president.
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