🤔😬🙄😅 Can you relate to any?
You know you're an ostomate when…
Talking about diarrhea seems like a perfectly acceptable topic for conversation.
Getting old food on your hands while doing the dishes grosses you out more than getting poop on your hands.
Not having an ostomy pouch on your abdomen seems weird.
Ostomy poop smells normal/okay and colon poop smells weird/bad.
Someone tells a joke and your stoma “laughs” with you.
Your purse is three times bigger to accommodate your emergency kit.
Showering “fully” naked is exciting.
The color, consistency, and detail of your poop interests you more than most other topics.
Your new “butthole” has a name.
You poop around company, during meetings, while you eat….
Pooping does not require clothing removal.
You worry stores might think you're shoplifting if they see the lump from a full bag.
When you're playing Cards Against Humanity, you always get to go first (whoever pooped last goes first).
You absent-mindedly feel your bag to see if it needs emptying, regardless of your surroundings.
You categorize your friends as “rectal” and “non-rectal”.
