Border control 2

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BORDER CONTROL 2.



If you report to an airport


or you resort to a seaport.


You’ll come across border control


and that can often take its toll.



I know these people do their best


but it can put us to the test.


We can do without this strain


along with ostomies and pain.



With all the gear that we must take


just so we can take a break.


No wonder we can feel real sore


at what these people have in store.



If they prod and poke and frisk


it is no joke and poses risk.


A stoma is not something to


do what customs people do.



I think their take is to look for


those who try to break the law.


So if you’re not that way intent


there’s nothing for them to prevent.



If you’re a cool, calm ostomate


you’ll probably cooperate.


And if you do the customs might


let you through and treat you right.



But if you’re tired and upset


that might not be what customs get.


May I suggest that you try to


portray to them the best of you.



If customs aren’t content with that


give them the contents with a splat.


Make sure you serve them all the smell


as they’ll deserve all that as well.



B. Withers 2013

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