Can you name the movies?

Who can finish these sentences...or identify the picture? 

"Could be worse..." & "I was going to make espresso" & "You take the blonde I'll take the one in the toiban". & "The staircase can be treacherous"

Hello handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show". & “Don't just stand there clasping your hands in pain… How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid?”. & “A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.”. &. *Candygram for Mongo"

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”. OR   “I'm not quite dead yet!” & more “You've got two empty ‘alves of coconuts and you're bangin' em together!”

"I like my coffee like I like my men…hot and black" & "Stop calling me Shirley" & "Leon's getting rounder"

I tried to choose lines that were not too obvious but still recognizable.  I love to laugh.  Will there ever be comedy like this again?

I know none of them. 😬🤷‍♂️

I think candy gram might be from blazing saddles…. But that's the only one I remember 

Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, MP and the Holy Grail, Airplane

You're dating yourself!

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The hamster/elderberries/not quite dead yet= Monty Python?

Darn it, just saw Bob beat me. 

Awww....sorry about that. I just went back and removed my Monty Python answer so you can get credit for it.  I needed a good deed done for today and it's getting late.  I was running out of options.  

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Stop calling me Shirley🤔Airplane?

Hey do one on vintage commercials 

1: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ tastes good like a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ should !

2: it's mountain grown !

3: gooood cracker…!

4: yahoo, it's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ !

The only 1 I recognize is Folgers Coffee 

Winston cigarettes

Folgers Coffee

Ritz Crackers........with Andy Griffith

Mountain Dew!

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Anybody remember this commercial from around 1969?  As a 5 year old this one scared the crap out of me every time it came on.  Because of it I never even took a drag of a cigarette even once in my life.  Guess it did what it was intended to do. Let me know if anyone remembers ol' Johnny Smoke!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlY8keDzUUA

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Nah that's ok you can take it back. Charity wins are no fun. And you have  a little less than 30min to try and find a new good deed now 😁

Ok, took it back.  Nope........I did the deed. Whether it's accepted or not doesn't matter.  

So there.........nah nah na nah nah!

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Oh my gosh, how old are you?! 😆 I think even my kids have outgrown the “nah nah nah etc” phase 

Good job bob…. You got them all

When you outgrow that phase...........you're officially 'old'.  I'm not going there!

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Ah Bobbers. But you knew every one!... You are obviously a student of the comedy movie genre from before your time or ....you too may have revealed your age.

Winston Cigarettes;  Folgers coffee! 

I can hear the goooood cracker in my head but....Ritz?  Last one has me stumped.

Return challenge:

"Ever eaten a pine tree many parts are edible"

Mrs Olson's coffee.  

Joe Namath's shaving cream 

"Bet you can't eat just one!"

"I can't believe I ate the whoooooke thing!"

I don't know why it makes me kinda sad to think that there will probably never be a generation like ours that can actually remember cute and clever television advertising because as far as I can tell it won't exist.

Kind of a shame it didn't deter more folks.  

Although it would have a devastating effect on some economies I use to have the dream that if I was granted three wishes one of them would be to remove human addiction to nicotine.

Later when I read science fiction I thought it would have been cool to bioengineer a bug that would eliminate the tobacco plant entirely make it too expensive for anyone to pursue.

But you can't put the genie back in the box.

The pine tree thing was grape nuts cereal I belive

i remember mrs Olsen but not the actual brand of the coffee

joe Namath, I remember his panty hose commercial but not the shaving cream

lays potato chips

i believe the last  one was alkaline seltzer

Ah Yup

Some fun with the retro commercials hope y'all like it

https://youtu.be/6L8LjQRk9w4