"The $10,000 wafer change."
Fastest time wins. Bonus if it doesn't leak.
"Dancing with the stoma"
Thrills and chills as gyrating ostomates let it all hang out.
"Let's make a stoma"
Surgeons compete for cash, prizes, and the big deal.
"Wheel of wafer"
Spin the wafer wheel, watch Vanna turn over letters. First to guess the magic ostomy phrase... WINS.
"Name that stool"