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I'm Jim McKay. Today's competition promises thrills and chills as we watch the first annual international barrier ring toss competition. Taking place on the scenic campus of Fairleigh Dickinson University in lovely New Jersey. Expect to see the unexpected.
Down on the field is lovely DexieB to explain ring toss basics.
Thanks Jim. Athletes mold their ring, then toss it 10 feet, trying to land it over a 1 inch diameter pole. Each contestant gets 1 pitch. After all athletes have tossed, rings are judged by distance to the pole. Top 4 advance to the finals. A "ringer" automatically wins gold.
Thanks Dexie.
Ostemates have entered the stadium and are warming up. I see Beachboy, aTraveler, IGGIE, Rose Bud, AlexT, 7dragonflies, and Morning glory. No sign yet of Beachboy nemesis, Warrior.
Beachboy is running on the track waving to the cheering crowd. What's this? He's lifted his jersey and is flashing his pouch! Oh my. Cups and popcorn boxes are flying onto the field. Bboy is waving his bag and pumping his fist. What a spectacle. From the far side I see Warrior walking in. He spots Beachboy, pulls out what looks like a long, large balloon from his backpack and starts chasing Beachboy! Warrior is trying to pull the balloon over the boys head. Officials are racing after them. Beachboy runs into a corner and is trapped. Just as Warrior closes in, a shapely blond in the stands pulls up her blouse... warrior is instantly distracted. Beachboy hot foots it over to the officials tent and slides under. Leaving a confused Warrior wondering.. "Where did he go?" What a crazy start.
More to come after this short intermission.