On the lighter side...

Jun 20, 2024 10:52 pm

In the same vein as another member's (apologies, I couldn't find it) forum inquiring about what folks named their stomas, I thought this might bring some smiles to some faces.

These are just some random "calling out our stomadisms" which popped into my head at work the other day:

"Date night flight risk"

"Rump relocation dump bump"

"Endangered feces aaach"

"Inmate head scratcher" (Jesus, a real double entendre)


I encourage all creative additions to this sordid list!

Jun 21, 2024 7:49 am


A few come to mind:


Game changer

Big surprise

And my favorite after waking up from surgery: "What the hell?"

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Jun 21, 2024 6:11 pm

Only one comes to mind...


Jun 21, 2024 8:25 pm

Rump relocation dump bump! 🤣

Jun 22, 2024 2:32 am
Reply to eefyjig

Is that your favorite? You strike me as the witty sort, with no "stomaisms" swirling around in that head.

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Jun 22, 2024 5:56 am

Bitter Aroma Stoma

Sub Tubular Crap Catapult

Biggie Bag Master

Chunk and Chock

Red Rockin Spewer

Reverse Sewer Drip

Pip Pop Poop

Slimy Goop Bung

Tail O' Poop

Cockadoo Dump

Pump Up the Poop

Droopy Surprise

Misty Odor Pulse

Show Me Da Poop

Prickly Pear Popper

Jun 22, 2024 10:41 am
Reply to Beachboy

You go, Beachboy, working overtime!

Jun 22, 2024 4:41 pm
Reply to brian2245

I am witty, sarcastic, and immature 🤪 and appreciate anything related to those, but I am not that linguistically creative.

Jun 22, 2024 5:15 pm

Little Bo Peep

Jun 23, 2024 12:35 am
Reply to eefyjig

At the very least, we share sarcasm and immaturity. Not scorekeeping, but so far you've left me Ferrari-less and sans stoicism.

Am I the first to inquire about your curious Mao handle?

Jun 23, 2024 12:37 am
Reply to Dahlia610

Ok Dahlia, not bad, not bad.

Jun 23, 2024 3:00 am
Reply to brian2245

You actually are the first. It's a combination of the nicknames I had for my two boys when they were younger. And I'll take a stab at a creative stomaism: Spewy Lewis and the News.

Jun 23, 2024 5:46 am
Reply to eefyjig


Spewy Lewis and the P-U's

Jun 23, 2024 1:22 pm
Reply to eefyjig

OK, now the handle makes perfect sense. And look what some creative thinking produced: Spewy Lewis and the News, well done! Are the Bag Street Boys also making an appearance?

I just started taking an amino acid supplement and it's got my creative brain cells firing a bit better than normal. I've got an additional stomaism of my own: Waste (knot), want not (but stuck with).

Jun 23, 2024 1:23 pm
Reply to Beachboy

Clever alteration

Jun 23, 2024 4:46 pm
Reply to brian2245

Very good, Brian.

Backstreet Boys.... 😄

Jun 24, 2024 2:30 am
Reply to Beachboy

Even better!

Jun 24, 2024 12:22 pm

Farty, Fluffy, Feral Fountain.

Jun 24, 2024 8:53 pm
Reply to IGGIE

I think you've "hit the nail on the head."

Jun 25, 2024 1:41 am
Reply to IGGIE

Hoping that's strictly on a bad day, mate!

How about cut/paste, a bit north of your waste?

Jun 25, 2024 7:42 am

Alter Anal Alley

Crap Blower

Colon Rollin'

Lil Sputnik

Gut Geyser

Simple Shit

My Pal Pooter

Bum Bottom

Lil Squirter

Foul Bulge

Mount Dingle Berry

Slimy Spud

Mount Mucus



Jun 26, 2024 1:24 am

Song to the tune of "Wheels on the Bus":


🎵The sounds from the bag go

Yackety yack

Yackety yack

Yackety yack

The sounds from the bag go

Yackety yack

All through the town


Jun 27, 2024 3:00 am
Reply to eefyjig

Lori, I'm laughing because when I'm reading fast or skimming, your username sounds like "e f i ng," and I never thought to ask what it actually stood for 🤣🤣🤣

Jun 27, 2024 1:51 pm
Reply to CrappyColon

Haha, "effing," like I have an anger management problem!

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Jul 07, 2024 10:39 am

Belly button hole.

Jul 08, 2024 6:18 am

Poop Crank

Dank Doodle

Crap Conduit

Crimson Rocket

Glaring Gusher

Goober Gooper

Winkie Ker Pop


Jul 08, 2024 8:19 pm
Reply to Beachboy

Crap conduit is priceless!

Jul 20, 2024 9:22 pm

These names brought on a smile. Very creative and spot on 🤪

Jul 20, 2024 10:10 pm


Punkie Poopster

Bump and Dump

Charley Hose

Single nostril drip

Wriggle worm

Snake eye

Political poo spitter

Red apple

Inbound stool drop

Vile Bile tap

Jul 21, 2024 9:24 am
Reply to Justbreathe

Mine is called Sebastian Bonafart