Stoma Itch on Fire
(Sung to the tune of "Ring of Fire" by the immortal Johnny Cash!)
Stoma Itch, it's a burning thing
And it can really sting
Bound, by an itch that's dire
I am plagued, by an itch on fire!
I am plagued by a burning itch on fire
It goes down, down, down
And then it goes higher!
And it burns, burns, burns
This itch on fire!
This itch on fire!
This tube of Cort-Aid's sweet
It's like HOW-DO-YOU-SPELL-RELIEF?!?
I fell for its TV ads
Now my itch, it's not so bad!
I am plagued by a burning itch on fire
It goes down, down, down
And then it goes higher!
And it burns, burns, burns
This itch on fire!
This itch on fire!
And It Burns
OooooooooooooooooooooooooYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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