Why, Bobby, what a shock to see you apparently alive and well! I’m afraid I really can’t offer you any advice regarding “Men’s Concerns” but I can certainly give you advice on how to be a man.
For starters, you don’t patronize a website, befriending others and offering heartfelt advice to suddenly announce to one and all that you have cancer. You don’t tell people that you have decided to not have treatment and you don’t sit back and accept all those tearful and heartfelt condolences. You don’t tell everyone that you are signing off to spend your remaining few days in the hospital and leave them all with nothing. No closure, no idea of what happened – just nothing.
That was a mean and despicable thing you did to all the folks over at Inspire who were nothing but kind and supportive to you. You should be ashamed of yourself! Are you even actually a retired Marine? You certainly aren’t a hero.
I’m writing this to make sure you don’t do the same thing to the people here at Meet an Ostomate. I happen to know that you are not a new Ostomate and as a matter of fact, you aren’t even new to this site. You already have an account here under the name “marine mgst” so you’re already busy feeding these people a line of bull.
I’m going to post a warning to all the people here so they don’t get pulled into the same trap as the good folks over at Inspire.