RED FACED!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the
testimonials of a few people who did.
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say
a word. He knew better.
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who
works
at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked
at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety
of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind
the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
looking
at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy
grinned,
and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.
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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of
her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told
her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening
after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they
were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
behind me were screams of laughter.
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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the
testimonials of a few people who did.
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say
a word. He knew better.
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who
works
at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked
at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety
of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind
the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
looking
at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy
grinned,
and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.
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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of
her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told
her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening
after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they
were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
behind me were screams of laughter.
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