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Mildred and Mabel.


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was really getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went right through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh no! Am I driving?”

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Wow... neither needs a license... lol




Sadly, I can almost relate to the woman who didn't know she was driving!   LOL  Good one, G.


Haha! Too funny!


good one especially from where i am  sun city center


I think I was driving behind them last

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