Men In Line: Who's The Head Of The Household?

Angelicamarie

May 28, 2019 7:59 am

One day up in heaven, "God told the men to form two lines."

One line is for the men who were head of the household. The other line is for the men who let the women run the house.

The line where the woman ran the house was a hundred miles long. In the other line, there was only one man standing.

"God said, "Men, I'm ashamed of you. I created you to be the head of the house."

God looked at him and said, "Son, tell them how you managed to be the only one in this line."

The man looked confused and said, "I don't know! My wife told me to stand here."

Take care,

Angelicamarie

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May 28, 2019 9:35 am

LOL Good one!

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May 28, 2019 11:25 am

Ha ha!

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Angelicamarie

May 29, 2019 11:42 am

Weirdnewlife and mmsh.. Thanks for responding.. I too found it quite funny and had to share..

Thanks again,

Angelicamarie

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dls

Jun 02, 2019 4:52 pm

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